The House-party that dreams are made of

In my previous blog I didn't mention the girl's frankly epic house-party. I think it deserves a blog of it's own. We have an expression in English which we call - banter - which according to urban dictionary has the following definition:

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either possess or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You are so drunk"
"Maybe but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning"
"Good banter"


Basically, the house-party was full to the brim with banter. We actually decided on the Sunday, with pretty hefty hangovers and lack of sleep, to write down all of the 'quotes' so that we would never forget the night.

So, as promised, here they are...

Rhys - "TOML"
Luke - "TOML?"
Rhys - "Time of my life"
Luke - erupts in laughter

Soph - "Can I come out of the corner please??? I'm in the bread bin!"

Charlotte - "Do you have any coke?"
Megan - "Diet or normal?"

Soph to anon - "We just can't date, we're different sizes."

Mike at 4am - "I'm going to ring Sefty NOW."

Will to ... - "Well...you were smashed last night. You weren't just drunk you were plain inappropriate. I felt physically and emotionally abused. Go home and pounce on your husband. He might even like it and you might be surprised by his reaction."

Will to ... - "It's not going to happen. We're not going to have sex tonight just STOP!" Music goes completely silent............."Oh well that was bad timing."


Numerous people - "WOW"


Red trousers girl - "This is like Made in Chelsea."
Danielle - "What the hell does that mean?"

Soph - "Do you think violin players are good at hand jobs because they have two really strong hands?"

Discussing a very beautiful man in a pub

"I don't think it's his girlfriend with him"
"Yea but she's holding his jacket..."
"Yea but he's on crutches they could just be friends."
"He knows we're all looking at him you know"
"To be honest I'd hold a bomb for him if he asked me too!"

Me - "Megan I'm going to KFC with Sam okay?"
Megan "Okay babe see you soon"
2 minutes later 
"Has anyone seen Chloe and Sam they have disappeared??? Can you help me look for them?"
We return later
"Megan's been looking for you for 20 minutes"
"What? Why?? I told her where I was going!"
haha drunk much? 


Megan - "I just saw Mike's poo face!!!!"

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!"

Spencer from Towie - Until the book's closed it's still open.


Massively funny moments had to be 


1) Megan refusing to believe Mike was having a poo and walking in on him on the toilet
2) Ben taking a midnight stroll and ending up lost and confused in someone's garden down the road
3) The over-use of the word WOW
4) Henry's legendary dancing
5) Ross being drunk and in bed within 90 minutes of arriving at the party
6) Josh falling over whilst dancing in the lounge (a real, genuine, banana slip fall) causing everyone to erupt into giggles for at least half an hour
7) A certain party guest's failed attempt to pull.......multiple people

I promised the girls I'd write a blog about the party, so here it is and I hope you will remember it for as long as I will :-)