Seriously, another tarantula made an appearance in my bathroom last night (I am aware that it isn't a real tarantula but the literal size makes them look like one). I thought I had solved this problem when I blocked up the air vent but it looks like I am going to have to get nasty...it's time for bug raid. Also I am not normally the "oh my god it's a spider I am going to die" kind of girl but these really are huge and give me the creeps. The best way to explain the ordeal is my skype conversation with Ilana. moi: OMG THERE IS ANOTHER TARANTULA IN MY BATHROOM WTF
US of A au pair: they are the cause for the messed up shower head
US of A au pair: ughhh get raid! spray the sucker
moi: omg I don't have any
A few minutes later...
moi: what do I do I've put it under a glass but I have to kill it, I cant leave it i wont sleep
moi: I think it came out the plug hole
US of A au pair: ewww
US of A au pair: ummm do you have a shoe?
moi: no I've got a card under the cup
moi: if I flush it down the loo will it come back and haunt me?
US of A au pair: hahahhaa
US of A au pair: no do it!!!!
US of A au pair: killl HIM
I go off to try and destroy the creature...
moi: I flushed him and he lived!! He would not die
moi: these spiders can swim in water!
US of A au pair: are you serious
moi: it started to climb back up after I flushed it
US of A au pair: oh shit
moi: so I attacked him with the loo brush
US of A au pair: that is so gross
US of A au pair: hahahhaahaha
moi: he lost a leg and is still moving, so I bleached his ass
US of A au pair: this is the most intense spider ever
moi: yea and he was still alive, one more flush did it
moi: but I've still put the lid over the loo I wouldnt be shocked if he climbed back up the pipes
US of A au pair: that's good
US of A au pair: that is sooooo gross
US of A au pair: this is like a retarded spider, he doesn't understand death
moi: he was horrible, what worries me is where the hell it came from
moi: I thought I solved the problem by blocking the air vent
Let's get rid of the buggers...
moi: the bug raid you have what does it do? I'm going to go and get some tomorrow and sort this issue out
US of A au pair: it like freezes them
US of A au pair: and then they die
US of A au pair: and then iIclean it up with a tissues
US of A au pair: I need to get more
moi: so you dont have to kill them?
US of A au pair: no it kills them for you
So after a rather hilarious conversation I discovered how to deal with my spider problem, today I am taking one step in the right direction and hoovering up any spiders I can see...anywhere. Worryingly I do honestly think these spiders have evolved, they actually can swim in water and do not die. This poses multiple problems - therefore I am welcoming the arrival of bug raid. You are going down mothertruckers.
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